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When I´m at the bus stop and you drive by in your mom´s car
You tell me the bus already left
Cause you´re my best friend!
When I´m at the locker and my shirt´s buttoned wrong
You tell me to fix it
Cause you´re my best friend
Best friends tell you you got boogers on your nose
Best friends don´t laugh when you wear your grandpa´s clothes
You´re my best friend!
When those guys ripped up my ticket for the Mariah Carey show
You told me it wasn´t that great
Cause you´re my best friend (You´re my best friend!)
When those guys gave me the wrong directions to Mark Hagen´s party
You told me it wasn´t that great
Cause you´re my best friend! (You´re my best friend!)
Best friends tell you when you got Cheetos in your teeth
Best friends dont ring your doorbell then punch you in the chest
You´re my best friend!
(Best friends!) Dont call you Pit Stains or Marphy
(Best friends!) Way back when you waved hello!
(Best friends!) Don´t hold their nose and point at you
(Best friends!) Help you find your hat
Oh, you´re not just a friend
You´re my best friend
(Take it!)
When those mean girls stole my pants and tied me to the front gate of the school
You told the teacher I was out there
Why? Cause you´re my best friend! (You´re my best friend!)
When Mr. Koocher´s dog ran at me and bit me in the stomach
You were playing football so you couldn´t help but I know you would´ve
Cause you´re my best friend (You´re my best friend!)
(Best friends!) Don´t kneel behind you while the other guys push you
(Best friends!) Don´t step on your sandwiches!
(Best friends!) Help you out of the caf. garbage can
(Best friends!) Don´t tell you that Tracy Garner wants to dance with you
Oh, you´re not just a friend... you´re my best friend!
Oh, you´re not just a friend! You´re my best... friend!
Call me back!

Tekst :

[Adam:] You don t mind that I think everybody s a robot and all my conversations are being recorded
[Lisa:] And you don t mind that all of my pants are way too short on me
and I also stabbed someone with a pair of scissors a long time ago (ha-ha-ha)
[Adam:] And you don t care that I collect dead animals from the side
of the road then pretend they re alive and think I m a famous football player
[Lisa:] And you don t have a problem with me
when I follow people I ve never met before and force them to look
at the portrait of Neil Diamond I have tattooed on my back
[Adam:] It s very pretty, baby
[Both:]
Well you must have been sent from above
You re all that I can think of
You re just as psychotic as me
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well it never bothers you when I wear my snowsuit
to bed every night and I make you speak in tongues to me until I fall asleep
[Lisa:] Blah bloo blah bloo bloo
[Adam:] Thank you
[Lisa:] And you don t make fun of me cause I still make out
with my stepfather and I also tell everyone I was on a UFO
for two and a half years
[Adam:] I believe you sugarpie
[Both:]
Cause our love is right on track
I m yours, your mine it s a fact
Don t forget to take your Prozac
My crazy love
[Adam:] Well yesterday I tickled a man who wasn t even there
[Lisa:] Oh three days before that I ran down the street in my
Wonder Woman underwear
[Adam:] I didn t care Babe I know I never had a job cause I m afraid
to talk to people cause I know that they re all robots who are seeking information
[Lisa:] They can t fool you sweetheart
And I know that you know that I m the one who burned my cousin
Chester s house to the ground but you told the cops we were out
ballroom dancing when the came and questioned you
[Adam:] I ain t no fink, dollface
[Both:]
Cause we know that it s true
Only I could love you
We both eat with our hands
My crazy love
[Lisa:] My crazy, crazy love
[spoken to end]
[Adam:] Oh I wish everybody was dead except for you, baby
[Lisa:] I feel the same way Would you throw some macaroni on me?
[Adam:] Oh yeah, here you go
[splurt]

Tekst :

Can You Pass The Beats Please?
Here Ya Go
Thanks
Hey Mom, Guess What?
I Got Invited To Party Tonight,
And I m Gunna Go If Thats Ok With You
NOOOOOO!!!
Why Not Mom?
Yeah, Why Mom, He Should Go
It ll Be Fun
I ll Get To Meet New People
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Oh Mom
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Don t Worry Brad
Hey Mom, I Saw This Great Skirt
At The Mall Today But It Was 34 Dollars
Which Isn t That High Of A Price
But I Was Nervious To Buy It
What Do You Think?
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Really?
I Really Like It
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Oh Mom, Who Is?
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Mom Your So Parranoid
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hey Mom, I Have To Get Up Pretty Early Tomarrow
For Little League Try-Outs
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Yeah, I Have To Be At The Field At 9 O Clock
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Do You Think You Can Drop Me Off Tomarrow
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
How Am I Gunna Get There?
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
I ll Walk I Guess
NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Mom, Can You Pass The Salad Dressing?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Please
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Come On Mom
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I ll Get It For You Cindy
Thanks Brad
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Thanks For The Tip Mom
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Hey Everyone, Let s Just Go Out For Ice Cream
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Why Are We Eating Inside?
It s A Beautiful Night
We Need To Get Out More
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Mother, Brad Is Right
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
We Should Go Out, It ll Be Fun
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yes, Comeon, Let s Go
I Could Go For Some Maple Walnuts
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Yeah, We Haven t Gone Out Togather In A Long Time
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
You Wanna Go Dave?
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
No, I ll Hang Out With Mom
Ya Sure?
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Yeah, Go Without Me
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
How Are Ya Mom?
Great Meal Tonight
Sure Is
Ya Sure Know How To Cook
Boy O Boy
Your Quite A Lady
Say Mom, Can I Go Cannuing Next Weekend With My Friend
Barry
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Please
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Mom, Your Over Reacting
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Why Are You Over Protective?
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
Mom, I m Going To The Ice Cream Place
Your Just So Set In Your Ways
It Drives Me Crazy
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT YOU!!!
THEY RE ALL GUNNA LAUGH AT HIM!!!

Zanim zaśnie jak noc - chwila
Nim zrozumiesz, że czas - mija
Zanim będę wspomnieniem,
Tylko cieniem, tylko snem,
Na planie życia
Raz na wozie, raz pod,
Ty zagrasz jedną z ról,
Jedną z głównych ról, kto wie,
Tę najważniejszą

Ref.
Za to, co mam
Za to, czego już...

Już nie jestem tym chłopcem, który czekał na Ciebie
Z wypiekami na twarzy
Szukał gwiazdek na niebie.
Już nie jestem tym chłopcem, który grał na gitarze

I samotność zabijał
W hotelowym barze.
Na wagary nie chodzę,
Nie śpię nocą w namiocie
I Twojego imienia
Nie rysuję na płocie.

Stupid lesson

Another stupid lesson I didn?t want to learn,
Standing in the rain waiting for my turn,
It s my human condition that makes my world complete,
But tonight I just want to go home,
And a chance to dry my feet

No-one gets a...

Out on the dancefloor

Out on the dancefloor I disappear
Out on the dancefloor I am not here
Out on the dancefloor I disappear
Out on the dancefloor I am not here

I don t think, I disappear
I don t think, no stupid fears
I don t think, about my hair
I don t think, about the clothes I wear

Just...

The cheap bouquet

Stay young
And at the top of our lungs
Our hands are free
Our lives have just begun
It s getting dark we should go back
But what s the use if what you love is what you have
And I could die right now
For something beautiful to take me somewhere else
Oh, I try
But I can...