Adam Sandler - Dee wee

Tekst :

He said he d be here at seven
The clock just hit 7:22
It s too cold outside
To wait for my ride
Watching mamma try out a new doo (Bruins)

He said he d be here at seven
But it just hit 7:35 (already?)
Here in Brockton, Mass.,
I got my thumb in my ass
Mamma s combing up a big beehive (Celtics)

Where the fuck is he?
Where the fuck is he?

The bitch doesn t even bother calling
Even though it s 7:44 (I fell asleep, pally)
I m feeling kinda antsy
Mamma s getting fancy
Slicking back a wet pompadour (Red Sox)

He said he d be here at seven
It s closing in on 8:01 (Trimmin the stache, kid)
Me lookin like a sap
In a wool knit cap
Mamma s next move is a bun (fuckin Patriots)

Where the fuck is he? (My pants are still in the dryer, dude)
Where the fuck is he? (I couldn t find my fuckin snowboots, pal)
I wish I had a car (Huge, huge hangover)
Oh, no (Massive hailstorm, massive hailstorm, massive)

That stupid little punk
He s probably fuckin drunk
I bet he drank a case
Wanna pop him in the face right now
Mamma s eyebrow

Wicked good
Wicked good (Oh, GOD)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Fuck yeah)
Wicked good
Wicked good (Pisser?)

Well my friend is still a no-show
And I m getting fucking pissed (Why?)
Cause I could ve gone with Charlie
In the side of his Harley
Mamma s on the phone with a stylist (Fuck Charlie!)

So I guess I ain t going out tonight
Cause the digits say 12:09 (Shit-faced)
But call the operator
Cause one perm later
Mamma s hair sure do look fine (Heffenreffer!!!)

Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! My stepfather was tellin me a wicked funny joke!)
Where the fuck is he? (Ah, ha ha! I forgot it though)

I wish I had a car
I wish I had a car (A cop pulled me over, buddy)

I wish I went with Charlie (5.2 blood level, state record)
I could have gone with Charlie (I m in a wicked mess of trouble, ha ha!)

He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He gotta dee wee
He got a D.W.I. (Up the river [repeat 9x])

Inne utwory

  • Best friend
  • Crazy love
  • At the mall
  • Bad boyfriend
  • The mayor of pussytown
  • Dip doodle
  • My little chicken
  • Medium pace
  • The amazing Willy Wanker
  • Thanksgiving song
  • The grandma song
  • Gay robot
  • Sid & Alex
  • Love stinks
  • Steve polychronopolous
  • Back to school
  • Voodoo
  • Losowe utwory

    Family tree

    Forgotten things remembered
    The tigers eat their young
    The body stayed but inside the head
    The mind was on the run
    A conspiracy of silence
    The only way out of pain
    Is turn around, run through it man
    Too wet to come in from the rain,
    Tell them...

    I...

    Nowhere fast

    Never rely on someone else
    You gotta do what you gotta do for yourself
    Life is hard - but we can win
    We re born to struggle - and we re born to sin
    And what we want - sometimes we can t get
    But...

    Dance of love

    Do, do, do you wanna do it
    Do, do, do you wanna dance
    Do, do, do you wanna do it
    Do, do, do you wanna dance

    The book of love s got a brand new page
    Latest sensation and it s all the rage...

    Too late , too soon

    Tender was the night
    Took an early flight
    Rushing home tonight
    Something wasn t right
    I can t believe my eyes
    I know I must be dreaming.

    Chorus
    Did I come home too late, too son
    You in his...

    Cry

    I ll always remember
    It was late afternoon
    It lasted forever
    And ended too soon
    You were all by yourself
    Staring up at a dark gray sky
    I was changed

    In places no one would find
    All your feelings so deep...