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Pass the fuckin ball!
What an idiot!
Fuck it, I m gonna go get another beer. You guys want one?
Alright...
Two Please!
Oh boy...
Hahahaha
(phone rings)
Hello?... Yeah, yeah, cool, we re all just hangin out... Alright
Bye-bye...
Who was that, some chicks?
Nah, it was my neighbor, his robot s comin over
What?
Yeah, he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay
Yo, we re out of Hunnyduffers so I grabbed a couple of Gooseheads...
Okay, that s cool...
Wait, so the robot s gay?
Gay Robot s comin over?
Yep...
Oh, dude, you gotta see this, he s insane with football stats
No way!

(doorbell rings)

It s open!
Hey guys... what s up?
Hey, good to see ya Gay Robot...
Gay Robot in the house!
Word up... what s the score, fuckers?
Giants are eatin shit in the third quarter, it s 24-8 Miami...
Don t worry, the Giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers...

Really?
They ll come back and win by three
Alright!
I love it!
Fuck you guys!
Sorry, buddy...
Who s the new guy?
Oh, that s my friend John.
Hey John... sweet hat!
Uh... thanks... what s goin on?

You know... just chillin... can I suck your dick?
What?
No, no, no, no, he s okay, Gay Robot...
That was funny...
The Gay Robot gets a little horny cause he doesn t know any
gay guys around here...
Oh, I see...
Sorry!

hehehe...

Oh, I can t believe you dropped that! Do something, Henderson,
you fat fuck!
Hey! That was very offensive to me!
Why? You re not fat...
I thought you said fag!
No, i wouldn t say that, I said fat...
Oh, sorry!

hahaha

I guess if you fist fuck me, we ll be even!
No, I m not gay, Gay Robot...
I thought you said you were?
No... You know I never said that...
I know, I was just rousing you! Good times! Good times guys!

Hahahaha

Hey, Gay Robot s havin a good time!
So how do you think the Eagles are gonna do this season, Gay Robot?
Let s find out! (whirring, beeping noises) Says here, due to injuries
and irratic weather patterns, the Eagles will finish a dismal 7-9

What? No way!
Deal with it

The Gay Robot knows his shit, man
Now will someone blow it on my face?
Nobody s gay here but you, Gay Robot, so let s just watch some
football, alright?
Look, I m not here to bring the party down... It s just... I run
on semen... Without it, I could die... Help me to live fellas...
Jerk off in my mouth immediatly... Please, my circuits are
shorting... Starting to fade already... See a light... Going
towards it....

hahahahah
You re makin this up, Gay Robot!
My bad! You got me! Hahaha... good times!
Hahaahaha...
So does he eat food like us... human people?

Yeah, he can eat food...
Ya want some tortilla chips, Gay Robot?
Sounds great, John. Can I dip them in your ass?
Ooh...
I m all set, thanks
Hehehe...

What the fuck?! The reception s all fuzzy!
Are you kidding me?
Don t panic... I can fix it
Oh hey! That s right! I love it, work your robot magic, fix that shit!
Okay, here s the problem!
My man! What is it?
Your cock s not in my asshole!
Aww.... Maybe you should go home and take a cold shower, Gay Robot...
Alright... I ll go... We ll just whack each other off and I ll bail
Not gonna happen
Please?
Goodbye
Fuck you
Later Gay Robot
(fly unzips)
Oh no! Look what happened! My robo-cock fell out of my pants!
Oh, shit, he s got a boner!!
Taste it!!!

(spraying sounds)
Oh, oh!!!
Fuckin asshole!!!
Come on, Gay Robot!!!
Aww, man!
Later fags!
(Door opens and closes)
(Distant voices)
Hey Gay Robot
Hey Mr. Chasen... Can I suck your dick?

How Old Are You ( In fade )

Master Blaster....
Yo Yooo
are you feeling?
Pump pump pump it up
Now, how old are you
Where is your harbor
Have many things to do
Open the door

Yes, I live so true
Without my lover
But tell me...

Pomiędzy myślami
ukrywam się
gdzieś między słowami
uczę się żyć
jestem daleko...
jestem daleko...

ref.
Szukam, szukam ciebie
w samotności swej
szukam, szukam ciebie
w tęczy moich łez

Pomiędzy nienawiścią wciąż
miłości ślad wyciskam
tak staram się choć trochę
zmieniać świat
między niebem a piekła dnem
dogania mnie upiorny sen
i walczę z całych sił
ja – marny pył
zmęczyłem się...
zmęczyłem się...
...

Red flash clouds choking out the morning sky
They said it’d never come, we knew it was a lie
All forms of life die now the humans all succumb
Time to kiss your ass goodbye the end has just begun

Distorted figures walk the street, it’s 1989 [s: 1999]

Tomorrow on the runway

Old days, don t come to find me,
the sun is just about to climb up over there.
While my heart is sinking I do not want my voice
to go out into the air .
Did you leave the darkness without me?
You re always miles ahead.
And you re standing in tomorrow on...

The maker

Oh, Oh Deep water
Black, and cold like the night
I stand with arms wide open
I ve run a twisted mile
I m a stranger
in the eyes of the maker

I could not see
for fog in my eyes
I could not feel
for the fear in my life
From across the great divide
In the distance i saw...