Adam Sandler - Steve polychronopolous

Tekst :

I m a big fuckin dick
I m a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I ll eat the last slice
I ll give you charley horses
I ll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me

My name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don t show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party

Cause my name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

I ll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it

Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag

I ll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I ll make fun of your pimple
Then I ll grab your sister s ass

Cause my name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

And I don t care
And I don t give a shit

I ll break your brother s stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you re better than me
Well you re fucking wrong

Everybody knows I m Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous

Deal with it

Inne utwory

  • Best friend
  • Crazy love
  • At the mall
  • Bad boyfriend
  • The mayor of pussytown
  • Dip doodle
  • My little chicken
  • Medium pace
  • The amazing Willy Wanker
  • Thanksgiving song
  • The grandma song
  • Gay robot
  • Dee wee
  • Sid & Alex
  • Love stinks
  • Back to school
  • Voodoo
  • Losowe utwory

    I am

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    And you re telling me to speak with a maniac king.
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    Paul and Virginia

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    Tickle my interest and taunt at my fantasy
    Gentle new lover, favorite friend
    With hidden desire that bothers my conscience again
    Like Paul and Virginia!
    Sit close to me on the swing
    Like Paul and Virginia!
    Sit close...

    Where the river flows

    Give me a moment
    Got to get this weight up off my chest
    Don t feed me sorrow
    Pain is a poison I digest

    Find yourself another soul to hold
    You think, you thought, I know
    Off upon my journey I must go
    To where the river flows

    I ll give you answers
    To the questions you have yet...

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    You re staring at your watch again,
    You re staring at your watch,
    You re staring at your watch again

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    Well maybe I m wrong but it seems to me
    That today s music s all about ME ME ME!
    Just show me your money give me the Honeys
    And I ll give you what I feel like buddy
    Pastel images are still giving us
    Everything we ve heard before with some more
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