Adam Sandler - Steve polychronopolous
Tekst :
I m a big fuckin dick
I m a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I ll eat the last slice
I ll give you charley horses
I ll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don t show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party
Cause my name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I ll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag
I ll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I ll make fun of your pimple
Then I ll grab your sister s ass
Cause my name s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
And I don t care
And I don t give a shit
I ll break your brother s stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you re better than me
Well you re fucking wrong
Everybody knows I m Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
Deal with it
Inne utwory
Best friend Crazy love At the mall Bad boyfriend The mayor of pussytown Dip doodle My little chicken Medium pace The amazing Willy Wanker Thanksgiving song The grandma song Gay robot Dee wee Sid & Alex Love stinks Back to school Voodoo Losowe utwory
No Lord, he said, you ve got the wrong guy.
Simple conversation gets me tongue-tied.
And you re telling me to speak with a maniac king.
Could it be I ve lost my mind?
And besides, I am weak, don t you want someone strong,
To lead them out of Egypt when they ve been...
Spill-tainted pages of poetic prophecy
Tickle my interest and taunt at my fantasy
Gentle new lover, favorite friend
With hidden desire that bothers my conscience again
Like Paul and Virginia!
Sit close to me on the swing
Like Paul and Virginia!
Sit close...
Give me a moment
Got to get this weight up off my chest
Don t feed me sorrow
Pain is a poison I digest
Find yourself another soul to hold
You think, you thought, I know
Off upon my journey I must go
To where the river flows
I ll give you answers
To the questions you have yet...
You re staring at your watch,
You re staring at your watch again,
You re staring at your watch,
You re staring at your watch again
You re staring at your watch,
It s one of your neurotic habits,
Like back at the...
Well maybe I m wrong but it seems to me
That today s music s all about ME ME ME!
Just show me your money give me the Honeys
And I ll give you what I feel like buddy
Pastel images are still giving us
Everything we ve heard before with some more
Sex appeal that...