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When I was just a little wee lad
I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad
Something jumped and poked me good
That he said just me morning wood
A little tin soldier s marchin by
Sergeant major unzips his fly
Pulls his weapon from his camouflage pants
Slaps away til it starts to dance

A shootin star s above my bed
Changin colors of my mushroom head
A rainbow jizz flys across the room
Little white spermies meet their doom

(Ah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!
(Aaaah!) The amazing Willy Wanker!
And my scrotum sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!

Little green men from outer space
Here to exterminate the human race
Drop their ray guns and retreat to their ships
When marshmallow sauce squirts from me tip
Like a knight of olden Camelot
The goo takes off like an arrow shot
Gwynevere drops to her knees and begs
For the spittin dragon between me legs

I m using my thing for what it s for
Gentle knock upon me door
Mumsy drops her cup of tea
When she sees my wank standing tall and free

(Ah!) The one and only Willy Wanker!
(Aaaaah!) Here comes Willy Wanker!
And my marble sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!

Rasberry scones and marmalade!
Squeezing my squid in the evening shine!
Visions of mermaids in the sky!
Shooting my load in me own left eye!

Gramps was a hero in the first World War
But he ain t got no dick no more
Comes home smokin from the corner pub
Makes poor old Gramsy kiss his nub
The world spins around like a big bass drum
Nanny pops a pinkie in the generals bum
The Irish dance and the Scotsmem howl
Time to clean up with the washroom towel

(Ah, yeah!) It s only Willy Wanker, yeah!
(Ah!) The lonely Willy Wanker!
And my wrinkled sack he says
Lalalalalala, tickle me!

Inside all the people a check black spark
rippeling like magma in their hearts
under all the highlights n´ gyroskopes
physical impulsing as the shape of their bones

feeling kinda lonely and fuck the anchor
feeling kinda lonely underneath the spark
I was......

Every morning, when he awakes
Rubs eyes and already knows that the day will be the same as always
So he goes out on the street, forget, he must forget
After all nobody want call him loud, ever
And nobody s voice he want find, this...

Hey Eugene, do you remember me?
I m that chick you danced with
Two times through the Roofers album
Friday night at that party
I never knew A: where your skinhead friend passed out for several hours on the bathroom floor and you told me
You weren t that drunk, and that I was your...

Let me introduce myself I’m a social disease
I’ve come for your wealth leave you on your knees
No time for feeling sorry, I got here on my own
I won’t ask for mercy, I choose to walk alone

What’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine too

Hang on little tomato

The sun has left and forgotten me
It’s dark, I cannot see
Why does this rain pour down
I’m gonna drown
In a sea
Of deep confusion

Somebody told me, I don’t know who
Whenever you are sad and blue
And you’re feelin’ all alone and left behind
Just take a look inside and you will find

You gotta hold...